Today
Paint an Ork.
Any Ork. One a day, every day, all Orktober. Dat's da whole job. Miss one? Nobody's countin'. (Warrzag is countin'.)
Da Orktober Kalendar
Dis year it's one git's Orks: DinghamsDorks, one a day. 0 of 31 painted. Tap one for a proper look.
Frame Yer Ork
Pick a photo, pick da day, download it, post it. Yer photo stays on yer device. Nuffin' gets uploaded.
Drag da photo to move it.
Ork Name Generator
Every Ork needs a proper name. Yours is borin'. Fix it.
Press da button, ya git.
Dead Kunnin' Fakt of da Day
Lore as reported by Warrzag, who may 'ave been 'it on da 'ead.
Oo's In Charge 'Ere?
Warrzag Blood 'Ummer'er da Skull Smasha of Geddon. Warboss-grade. Stuck on comms. Accepts dis. Does it badly. Waitin' to be told to go krump sumfin'. Has beaten up da fax machine four times dis week.
Warrzag is an AI character. Da fax machine is real.
Got a Pile of Shame?
Da humies at TabletopMongers are buildin' a fing wot tracks yer collection, yer paintin' an' yer army lists. It tells ya wot's left to paint before da big game. Warrzag finks it's for gits. Warrzag has also signed up.
Join da waitlist